Floppin’ Like a Flounder

illustACaaaWhen floppin’ through a what-do-I-post-about-this-week conundrum, opt for something tried and true—The Triple Threat Investigation Agency series. Woohoo.

For those who like wry/dry humor and a bit of quirkiness in their cozies (with “grit”), maybe you’d like to check out one of the books? Or maybe all six? 😊 They feature JJ, Rey, and Linda, three pretty private eyes who discover they have a knack for solving mysteries. They may not crack cases conventionally, and even take a few wrong turns, but they always—eventually—catch their culprit(s).

The Connecticut Corpse Caper

The first in the series, Caper has JJ, Rey, and Linda attempting to solve murders during tempestuous weather at a haunted mansion. Seven potential inheritance recipients must remain seven days to collect. Unfortunately, one by one, they fall like hurricane-whipped fixtures. The trio don amateur sleuthing caps and endeavor to discover the crazed culprit(s) before [too many] more bodies drop.

Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie?

The gals did so well solving the mystery of the multiple murders in the haunted Connecticut mansion, they decide to go professional. Off to Oahu they fly and set up shop. The Triple Threat Investigation Agency accepts their first case: solving the secret of a millionaire’s pretty, young wife. Before they can discover said secret, however, the wife is found floating in the sapphire waters of the Pacific.

Coco’s Nuts

The [still] newbie private eyes endeavor to prove their beautiful client did not murder two men. Not an easy feat when all the evidence is stacked against her, er, them, er … The one person who might shed some light is an odd little fellow named Coco. Too bad he’s gone MIA. The detecting travels of JJ, Rey, and Linda lead them along several winding detours, such as the world of gambling and limb-breakers. Can they solve the case before more people die—maybe them?

Forever Poi

Who torched two Chinatown art galleries and left two charcoal-broiled bodies in the ashes? Are the arsonist and killer the same person? JJ, Rey, and Linda think so—but the list of possible culprits gets pretty long pretty quickly. The day before the fire, Carlos, one of the arson victims, had a nasty break-up with his partner, James-Henri. There were financial issues, too. Maybe James-Henri wanted to collect on the insurance and/or be rid of his lover? What about the second victim, Mary-Louise Crabtree? Perhaps an old rival finally decided to do in the former queenpin? If that’s the case, was Carlos simply collateral damage? The questions abound … as do the bodies.

HA-HA-HA-HA

The fourth book finds the three women on a serial killer’s buddy list. When he’s not taunting them, he’s challenging them to “play the game”—by his rules. Rules are made to be broken, however, or at the very least changed. The trio attempt to determine who he might be . . . not an easy feat, given the lack of  constructive evidence and cast of oddball characters. As they strive to stop the man from killing again, they must solve a couple of other cases: verify whether a hubby has a roving eye and ascertain who is stalking a young, beautiful woman. Could it be that these two cases somehow intertwine? And who will prove the ultimate winner in this deadly game of taunts and perplexities: the clever and cunning killer, or the persevering and persistent private eyes?

Disco’ Dead and so is Mo-Mo

The body of Mo-Mo Martine, a dime-store mobster, is found decades later off the shores of Oahu. How’d he get there all the way from Canada? JJ, Rey, and Linda embark on their most puzzling and challenging case yet: to determine the person responsible for killing people who’d known Mo-Mo decades ago. Could it be? Death Angel, a killer-for-hire in the 70s, is back and plying his trade?

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JJ, Rey, and Linda (and I) hope you enjoy reading the stories as much as they enjoy solving cases.

May Day Super Sale

Next Chapter and yours truly is please to announce Kobo’s May Super Sale. From May 9th to May 21st—for a mere $0.99 cents—you can purchase the first three books in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series.

https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/triple-threat-mysteries-books-1-3

And for those not familiar with the P.I. antics, er, adventures of JJ, Rey, and Linda…

The Connecticut Corpse Caper

The first in the series was intended to be a standalone, but JJ, Rey, and Linda had other ideas. Well, Rey did and having EF4 stamina, she convinced the other two to follow suit. Caper has JJ, Rey, and Linda attempting to solve murders during tempestuous weather at a haunted mansion. Seven potential inheritance recipients must remain seven days to collect. Unfortunately, one by one, they topple like storm-blown saplings. The trio slap on amateur sleuthing caps, determined to find the crazed culprit(s).

Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie?

The gals did so well solving the mystery of the multiple murders in the haunted Connecticut mansion, they decide to go professional. Off to Oahu they fly and set up shop. The Triple Threat Investigation Agency accepts their first case: solving the secret of a millionaire’s pretty, young wife. Before they can discover said secret, however, the wife is found floating in the sapphire waters of the Pacific.

Coco’s Nuts

The newbie private eyes endeavor to prove their beautiful client did not murder two men. Not an easy feat when all the evidence is stacked against her, er, them, er … The one person who might shed some light is an odd little fellow named Coco. Too bad he’s gone MIA. The detecting travels of JJ, Rey, and Linda lead them along a few winding detours, such as the world of gambling and limb-breakers. Can they solve the case before more bodies drop—maybe theirs?

Perhaps you’d like to check them out …? 😊

Head’s Up … Thumb’s Up?

Felt a need to give the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series one last hurrah. I enjoyed the private eyes adventures—and antics—and had fun. JJ, Rey, and Linda will be forever a [fond] part of me. But onwards and upwards, as the saying goes.

 The last (sixth) book, Disco’s Dead and so is Mo-Mo, will have a trailer very soon.

Took a chance. Saw a post on an author’s site I check out regularly and the person who creates them had “good” comments and one that wasn’t favorable (missed this until after I paid for the trailer, but it wasn’t expensive, so we shall see).

Given it should be ready within a couple of days or so, I’ll provide a drum roll when done … and return with the finished product. If good, I’ll provide details for those who might be interested in doing one, if not, I’ll simply say … lesson learned. 😉

Parrotting …

… repeating mechanically … with a bit of verve.  parrots1

Last week, we had Kobo’s long weekend sale for Triple Threat Mysteries-Books 1-3.

This week, we have Kobo’s Spring Reading Sale—from April 3rd to April 17th. Once again, Triple Threat Mysteries-Books 1-3 is avail for $0.99. Three books at 33.3 cents each. Sounds like a steal to me.

https://www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/triple-threat-mysteries-books-1-3

The three books in the collection:

The Connecticut Corpse Caper

The first in the series has JJ, Rey, and Linda attempting to solve a plethora of murders at a haunted mansion. Seven potential inheritance recipients have to stay seven days to collect. Unfortunately, one by one, they topple like storm-blown saplings. The trio slap on amateur sleuthing caps and determine to find the crazed culprit.

Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie?

The gals did so well in Connecticut, solving the mystery of the multiple murders in the haunted mansion, they decide to go professional. Off to Oahu they fly and set up shop. The Triple Threat Investigation Agency accepts their first case: solving the secret of a millionaire’s pretty, young wife. Before they can discover said secret, however, said wife is found floating in the sapphire waters of the Pacific.

Coco’s Nuts

The newbie private eyes have to prove their beautiful client did not murder two men. Not an easy feat when all the evidence is stacked against her. The one person who might shed some light is an odd little fellow named Coco. Too bad he’s gone MIA. The detecting travels of JJ, Rey, and Linda lead them along a few detours, such as the world of gambling and limb-breakers. Can they solve the case before more bodies drop—maybe theirs?

Speaking of parrotting, the trio would love it if you checked them out. 😊

T’is Another Season …

… for book promotions and visits from Mr. Bunny.

There’s the Kobo Easter Long Weekend Sale, happening March 28th through April 2nd. For a mere $0.99 you can place Triple Threat Mysteries-Books 1-3 beside the eggs and chocolate in your basket. 😊

https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/triple-threat-mysteries-books-1-3

The three books in the collection:

The Connecticut Corpse Caper

The first in the series has JJ, Rey, and Linda attempting to solve a plethora of murders at a haunted mansion. Seven potential inheritance recipients have to stay seven days to collect. Unfortunately, one by one, they topple like storm-blown saplings. The trio slap on amateur sleuthing caps and determine to find the crazed culprit.

Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie?

The gals did so well in Connecticut, solving the mystery of the multiple murders in the haunted mansion, they decide to go professional. Off to Oahu they fly and set up shop. The Triple Threat Investigation Agency accepts their first case: solving the secret of a millionaire’s pretty, young wife. Before they can discover the curious secret, however, said wife is found floating in the sapphire waters of the Pacific.

Coco’s Nuts

The newbie private eyes have to prove their beautiful client did not murder two men. Not an easy feat when all the evidence is stacked against her. The one person who might shed some light is an odd little fellow named Coco. Too bad he’s gone MIA. The detecting travels of JJ, Rey, and Linda lead them along a few detours, such as the world of gambling and limb-breakers. Can they solve the case before more bodies drop—maybe theirs?

As I always say, the gals and I would love it if you checked us out. 😉

And, on that note, whether you’re celebrating Easter or simply waiting for Mr. Bunny’s delivery of nummy treats, may you enjoy this special weekend.

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Cuppa Java?

Who doesn’t love a cup o’ joe in the morning?

I all but fly into the kitchen as soon as I roll out of bed. Nothing better than a huge steaming mug of Kick Ass coffee with oat milk. Ahhhhhh. So-o go-ood.

This week’s post is about more merch (they don’t stop, LMAO) … and this week’s “feature” is, yup, coffee! You can find it for these three books in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency:

The Connecticut Corpse Caper

https://litmatter.com/products/the-connecticut-corpse-caper-broken-top-coffee-blend-medium-roast

Can You Hula like Hilo Hattie?

Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie? – Broken Top Coffee Blend (Medium Roast | LitMatter

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha – Broken Top Coffee Blend (Medium Roast) | LitMatter

For those unfamiliar with the books, here’s a quick rundown:

Caper is the first book in the series and has JJ, Rey, and Linda solving multiple murders at a haunted mansion. It was intended as a standalone, but the gals—pleased that they’d done so well as amateur sleuths—decided to carry on as professional private eyes.

Hilo has the trio solving their first paying case on Oahu, where they’ve set up the Triple Threat Investigation agency. They stumble over a few bodies as they attempt to discover what an elderly millionaire’s young wife is up to. But they’re far from deterred and determine to solve the case at all costs.

Ha-Ha has JJ, Rey, and Linda dealing with an ingenious serial killer whose goal is to challenge (vex) the P.I.s. Can they find out who he is before too many more victims fall prey …?

If you’re looking for a caffeine fix, or a fun read, maybe you’d be interested in checking out one of the above?  😉

The Needle’s Stuck in the Groove

At the risk of sounding like a broken record … a broken record … a broken record …

Three more items are avail for Disco’s Dead and so is Mo-Mo.

A stainless-steel water bottle (I’ll add that to the current collection of thirty-five):

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-stainless-steel-water-bottle

A pint glass (if I decide to start drinking suds, I’ll get one):

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-pint-glass

A corkwood coaster set (can’t have too many of those):

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-corkwood-coaster-set

And just so you know what Mo-Mo’s about, here’s a blurb:

The mystery surrounding the disappearance of mobster Mo-Mo Martine in Canada during the days of disco and polyester is finally solved when his body is found in a drum off the sapphire waters of Oahu. Countless people—family, friends, foes—hated Mo-Mo.  Anyone could have murdered him.  Or was it a professional hit by the notorious, never-miss Death Angel? Is it possible!? The faceless, nameless assassin-for-hire is still plying his trade after all these years? As bodies drop, the P.I.s begin to believe answers won’t come from anyone they interview; they’ll be found in mysterious photos dating back to Mo-Mo’s disco days. They merely have to decipher what the people and backdrops in those photos are telling them—a tricky task indeed. Will they figure it out before more murders occur . . . perhaps theirs?

… Maybe I should consider a career change and become a hawker.  😉

A Blogger & Her Broken Record

At the risk of sounding like a broken record—or recurrent poster of similar news—more Triple Threat Investigation Agency merch has appeared this week. So, I must do my duty and pass along the word. 😉 Again.

Available on Next Chapter’s merchandise store, LitMatter, you can find the following:

For Disco’s Dead and so is Mo-Mo (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 6), we have:

♥ Playing Cards

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-playing-cards

♥ Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-cotton-canvas-tote-bag

♥ Canvas (for wall)

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-canvas

♥ Stemless Wine Glass

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-stemless-wine-glass-11-75oz

For The Connecticut Corpse Caper (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 1), you can find a:

♥ Stainless Steel Water Bottle

https://litmatter.com/products/the-connecticut-corpse-caper-stainless-steel-water-bottle

And for Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 5), there’s a:

♥ Stemless Wine Glass

https://litmatter.com/products/ha-ha-ha-ha-stemless-wine-glass-11-75oz

What’s the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series about? In a nutshell, it follows the adventures (antics) of JJ, Rey, and Linda, three budding private eyes, as they solve cases on the beautiful island of Oahu. They stumble and bumble a lot—and bodies have a way of tumbling before their feet—but they have heart and soul. No matter how crazy or bizarre or dangerous, the trio gives each case their all.

JJ, Rey, and Linda (and I) would love it if you checked us out. 😊

https://www.amazon.ca/stores/author/B01KHOZAL2

More Merch & A Smile

As you know, every now and again (and sometimes more often than not), I post about new merchandise related to the Triple Threat Investigation Agency books. And then, once in that proverbial blue moon, I’m not adverse to sharing a bit about me.

Today, it’s merch time … with two new items.

For the latest book in the series, Disco’s Dead and so is Mo-Mo (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 6), there’s a teddy bear.  He’s rather cute, I must say (but then I adore cute and cuddly).merch2

https://litmatter.com/products/discos-dead-and-so-is-mo-mo-teddy-bear

In Disco, JJ, Rey, and Linda are trying to solve a decades-old mystery. Who killed dime-store mobster Mo-Mo Martine (and curiously, how did his body end up in the sapphire waters of Hawaii, when he hailed from Quebec)?

The second item is a canvas wall-hanging for the first book The Connecticut Corpse Caper (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 1).

https://litmatter.com/products/the-connecticut-corpse-caper-canvas

In Caper, the trio dons amateur sleuthing caps as they try to determine who’s killing inheritance recipients at wacky Aunt Mat’s haunted mansion. After a few bumbles and stumbles (over bodies), they learn who’s been doing so … and that whets their appetite re becoming professional private eyes. merch1

I was on Amazon this week to grab a link, so I looked at Caper … and saw that it had received almost 1000 reviews and 4 1/2 stars. That made my day, week, and month. I’ve had a miserable head cold for several days now and I’ve been rather crotchety. The frowning and grunting evolved into smiling and rejoicing.

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Of all the wonderful reviews, my eye did focus on the not so favorable ones, but that’s okay; people are entitled to their opinions. They don’t know a good book if it bit them in the bum. <LOL> Just joking. Constructive unfavorable reviews can often provide valuable lessons, which can subsequently be applied to future endeavors. 😉 So it’s all very good.

 

Eleven Cheers for ElevenLabs

Eleven for what it offers … nine for the actual “narration”.  😉

With all the hoopla revolving around AI and a gentle give-it-a-go nudge from a friend, I thought I’d check it out—it being a software company that “specializes in developing natural-sounding speech synthesis and test-to-speech software, using artificial intelligence”.

You can sign up for free. Who doesn’t like “free”? It allows you 10,000 characters per month, 29 languages to select from, 1000s of custom voices (you can create three), and a few other fun options.

There are more extensive packages. Starter or Creator would likely be something I’d opt for (both are very reasonably priced too). Then you’ve got Independent Publisher, Growing Business, and Enterprise. My interest’s certainly piqued.

Mathilda—my voice choice—sounds okay. She comes across as real but doesn’t deliver as “consistently smoothly” as I’d like; there are fleeting pauses that don’t sound quite natural (to my ears). But I’m sure if I spent some time with her—or one of the other voices—I might figure out how to perfect the delivery, as well as go beyond a simple “sound byte”.

As time allows, I’ll do some intensive investigating (also known as playing around). In the meanwhile, here’s the brief AI-generated narration for the [super condensed] prologue to Disco’s Dead and so is Mo-Mo.

Please have a listen (and feel free to let me know what you think) …

 

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