Hey, it’s Rey! I thought I’d post for our Boss today. It’s super short and sweet. 😊
We’re all pumped . . . Forever Poi, our third official case as P.I.s from the Triple Threat Investigation Agency, is being made into an audio book. Kathy Handrock, who narrated Coco’s Nuts, the last one, is doing it again.
To give you a quick rundown, Poi has us—me Rey, my cousin JJ, and my BFF Linda—out to solve a double-arson and murder.
Just who torched two Chinatown art galleries and left two charcoal-broiled bodies in the ashes? Are the arsonist and killer the same person? We tend to think so—but the list of possible culprits gets pretty long pretty quickly.
The day before the fire, Carlos, one of the arson victims, had a nasty break-up with his partner, James-Henri. There were financial issues, too. Maybe James-Henri wanted to collect on the insurance and/or be rid of his lover? What about the second victim, Mary-Louise Crabtree? She was a former queenpin so, given her sketchy past, maybe an old rival decided to finally do her in? If that’s the case, was Carlos simply collateral damage?
We’re hired by a new friend, insurance adjuster Xavier Shillingford, to help in the investigation.
Yup, we have our work cut out for us but we love every minute of the challenge(s) and danger(s) . . . just as we’d love it if you checked out how we go about solving this crazy case. 😊
. . . or A Shameless Saturday Promotion as it might have been called back when (haven’t posted one of those in a long while).
The Connecticut Corpse Caper, the first in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series, was recently featured in a top-genre list on the new Next Chapter blog.
How exciting (for me). 😊
Corpse, as an FYI, revolves around a week-long stay in a creepy oversize Connecticut mansion, replete with hidden passageways, disappearing and reappearing corpses, and seven quirky inheritance recipients. And if that’s not enough to make for hair-raising moments on a secluded storm-bound estate, how about a ghost named Fred?
A stipulation in the will of Jill Fonne’s aunt: if a guest leaves early, his or her share will be divided among those remaining. The first one to leave—permanently—dies just hours after arriving. People soon start dropping like flies. Donning amateur sleuth caps, Jill (later called JJ) and her associates, Rey and Linda, endeavor to solve the mystifying murders. Others jump in, and the bumbling and stumbling—and mayhem—begin.
Perhaps you might check us out . . . and learn how and why the trio decided to become professional P.I.s—the proud founders/owners of the Triple Threat Investigation Agency? 😊
Not really, but it makes for a great dramatic heading/title. 😉
Actually, what’s landed is the landing page for . . . me. (Thanks once more, Next Chapter.)
Per Next Chapter, this landing page receives considerable traffic via their marketing platform’s Facebook and Google Ads advertising campaigns, as well as book back links. The goal is to have appealing, easily navigated page(s).
Amazon, Apple, B&N, Kobo and Google Books and all major marketplaces can be found on the Buy Button.
Perhaps you might take a second and check out my landing page . . . and help out a fellow writer/blogger . . . and very hopeful gal? I’d truly welcome any and all feedback. 😊
Despite the trio’s prodding (nagging) re my providing a creative/fictional post piece as they did recently, I felt compelled to push them . . . as in promoting the Triple Threat Investigation Agency. JJ, Rey, and Linda have solved some challenging cases in the last while and it seemed a great time to share them again—thanks to Next Chapter! 😊
We have a few more landing pages, which help in the traffic to various marketplaces; given the gals so enjoy telling their tales, the more places, the better. 😉 If you have a minute or three, perhaps you might check them out? We’d welcome your feedback.
The Connecticut Corpse Caper, which had been posted about not long ago, details some sinister goings-on at a haunted mansion. Hidden rooms and secret passageways are dark and dank . . . and deadly. Donning amateur sleuth caps, the women soon determine that solving mysteries might make for an interesting career. Professional P.I.s anyone . . .?
Can You Hula Like Hilo Hattie, Coco’s Nuts, and Forever Poi showcase three official P.I. jobs JJ, Rey and Linda readily [enthusiastically] accept. They have their work cut out for them. Every one provides trails and tribulations (and we won’t mention nutcases) not yet encountered. But learning is part of the process. And dealing with murderers that seem quite skilled at what they do, is tricky if not tough. Yes, they err a few times but, eventually, they figure things out . . . and rather successfully, too.
On a final note, Coco’s Nuts is being made into an audio book (narrated by Kathy Handrock)! Can you spell e-x-c-i-t-i-n-g? 😊
Hey, it’s Rey. So, we’re back on posting duty for the next week and a half. Me first, then Lindy-Loo, then Cousin JJ.
The Connecticut Corpse Caper (Triple Threat Mysteries Book 1), our first unofficial case—where strange doings and dastardly deeds got us wanting to become private eyes—was recently added to the Free Books page on the Next Chapter website. Woo-hoo. Gotta love them freebies.
So you have a clue . . . a bunch of inheritance recipients are gathered for a week-long stay at JJ and my wacky aunt’s estate. There’s a resident ghost, a bunch of secret corridors, weird sounds, and things (and people) that go bump in the night—like dead bodies. Suspects abound, as does the weirdness; we amateur sleuths have our work cut out for us!
Why are those bodies dropping, you wonder? Well, two-hundred thousand dollars is to be awarded to every person after he or she has stayed the course. Should someone leave, regardless of reason, his or her share will be divided among those remaining. Someone, obviously, wants to make sure that inheritance won’t be shared.
If you’re interested in learning what happened—like how we solved the complex crime—you can find Corpse here:
As an FYI, there are currently over 50 series starters available, and more are being added weekly. Just thought I’d give NC a little plug, too. 😉
. . . as in free for all and not an argument or bruhaha.
My publisher, Next Chapter, has undergone a wide distribution expansion and have added ProlificWorks as part of their marketing platform. This fabulous service will allow readers to download my book for free. No hitch. All you have to do is sign up for their mailing list.
My initial free giveaway is the first book in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series—The Connecticut Corpse Caper. Find out what exciting (challenging, dangerous, curious, and crazy) adventures impelled JJ, Rey, and Linda to become professional private eyes and set up shop on the beautiful island of Oahu.
You can find this ProlificWorks giveaway here:
The gals and I hope you’ll partake. 😊
Next Chapter (https://www.nextchapter.pub) informed its authors that ACX (Audiobook Creation Exchange) has closed NC’s account—with no warning.
Moments later, ACX advised the publisher that there’d been a copyright infringement of one of their titles, yet provided no proof of said infringement. Moreover, outstanding royalties won’t be paid; as Next Chapter authors, we’re now cut off from our books while ACX continues to make money from us.
ACX, for those not in the know, is a publishing platform, that allows professionals to connect and create audiobooks; there are thousands of titles in a sundry of genres (https://www.audible.com/ep/ACX).
NC will be investigating legal options. Hopefully, all will work out in everyone’s favor.
Hey, it’s Rey! And, for once, I don’t have much to say . . .
. . . except that . . .
The Boss is excited—and the three of us from the Triple Threat Investigation Agency (JJ, Linda and l’il lovely me) are stoked—the cover of HA-HA-HA-HA, our most recent [super exciting] case is ready! Can you spell w-o-o-h-o-o?
The Boss, at first glance, thought it was a bit too green. Linda wondered if maybe the rose should have been blacker and JJ was thinking a roulette might have worked, too. Me, I’d have liked it to have a bit more pop but, you know, it’s pretty consistent with the others, so . . . drum roll puh-leeze . . .
. . . taaa-daaaaaaaaa!
A little laughter and a little/quick update.
I signed the Next Chapter contract re HA-HA-HA-HA (the fifth book in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series), so now it’s a matter of waiting for it to receive a cover and be put on Amazon, etc. (Hopefully, those last few pages of research stuck at the end of the manuscript I submitted, mentioned in a recent post, will not be there, LOL.)
A little more laughter. I’ll really have to focus on marketing. Which means some serious reviewing of promotion principles. And applying.
Wish me luck (coz, as Rey might say, I sure as bleep’ll need it). <He-he>
A quick post today. As you may know if you read my FB posts, I finally submitted HA-HA-HA-HA (the fifth book in the Triple Threat Investigation Agency series) to Next Chapter.
Was I proud? Happy? Relieved? As Rey might say, you betcha!
Lo and behold, I went to cut and paste the epilogue of the next (sixth) book into a new Word document and what did I find?! That I’d left 10 pages of research notes and the like at the end. Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
<bleep> I could have sworn I’d deleted those. Where the <bleep, bleep> did those suckers come from!? Great editor/proofer, huh? I couldn’t catch a major faux pas in my own book. I’m not sure whether to laugh hysterically or weep profusely.
I’m slapping myself mentally for having been so dim-witted. Like really?
And that leads me to the message of this post. Proof and edit before you submit something—again and again. It will save in the embarrassment department, unless you’re thick-skinned, of course, and could care less. I, however, do care . . . very much.
Be as professional as you can be, and take pride in that professionalism. Do as I say, not as I do. Groannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.