The Boss would have been real proud to come up with that heading—she’s into illiteration. . . . Huh? Oh. JJ says it’s “alliteration”. <LMAO>
Anyway, the three of us are here to share what we’re planning for Halloween, which is always a majorly fun to-do time on Oahu. There’s a costume party with a bunch of HPD pals, so we’ll pop over around midnight, but during the day and evening, we’re gonna explore what Oahu has to offer, something we’ve talked about in past, but never much done. Each of us has come up with a Halloweeny event to pursue, so Linda, you start. What have you got planned for us?
Ever since I watched It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown as a kid, I’ve wanted to visit a pumpkin patch. So I’m driving us to Waimanalo Country Farms where they’ve got pumpkin picking, hayrides, and a country market, among other things. The little girl in me can’t wait! It’ll be a hoot, I’m sure. What about you, JJ?
I’m sorry to say I got the dates mixed up re the annual Chinatown “Hallowbaloo”—a costume street festival with music/entertainment, art and food—so it’s at the top of the list for next year. We’re heading over to Haunted Plantation, reputed to be the “scariest haunted attraction”. Sixty-plus actors haunt a village with what sounds like—ahem—ghoulishly frightening results. <LOL> Linda, your face is paler than that of a cartoon ghost!
Yeah, it looks like it did last night, when we did the “Zombie Apocalypse” at Coral Crater. What a blast! For those who haven’t experienced it, you gear up and wipe out zombies overrunning a village. Then, you zip-line to safety. Like, how cool is that?
I’m just not as huge a fan of zombies and zip-lining as you, Rey. But once my heart stopped thumping like a snare drum being struck by an eager marching band drummer, I have to admit, I did enjoy the adrenalin rush. . . . So, are you finally going to tell us what you have planned?
I am indeedy-do, Lindy-Loo. Given I’m an actress when I’m not P.I.ing, I had to go for something “theatrical”. I got tickets for—ooh, this is so-o much fun!—a screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show hosted by Tita Titsling, who’s touted as the “Premiere Moustache Queen of Chinatown, Honolulu”. How exciting is that, I ask? . . . And on that note, everyone, the three of us from the Triple Threat Investigation Agency wish you an absolootely hairy-scary Halloween!